Saturday, August 06, 2005

Ya Say its Your Birthday.....

....... Its my birthday too yeah. dadadadadaaaa

Sorry. Only one day a year I can sing that song and dammit, I'm gonna sing it.

Today is my birthday. 38 years. Was thinking back to when I was turning 30 and how depressed I was.

Oh, to have the boobs I had at 30.

Oh, to have the ass I had at 20.

This year, I am going to try and appreciate my er, youth. Yeah, youth. I don't want to be regretting bitching about my age now...... when I'm 60.

So, to be positive. Here are 4 pro's of being my young age.

1.) I still have some lift in my boobs. On a good day. Kind of. Especially if I take a corner really sharp in the Explorer. Gravity and all.

2.) No arthritis in my hands - I knit til I pass out.

3.) I have a great, full head of hair that although it battles every box of Clairol I buy - remains non-gray.

4.) The phrase 'bladder control garments' is not on my shopping list. Which is not saying that it is on every 60 year olds shopping list, but I am sure this will be the genetics that is passed down to me. Remember, I did not get the showgirls legs or tiny ass and hips that most of the girls in my family has. Arent you glad I shared?

There. See. 38 is not so bad eh?

Betcha can't wait. ;o)

Have a good weekend chickies.......

28 Comments:

At 5:20 AM, Blogger Lynette said...

happy birthday!

 
At 5:21 AM, Blogger Christine said...

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Roxanne, Happy Birthday to you!!! Okay, I get it, I will try not to complain about my ass or my 30th birthday! Won't I be lucky if your package comes to you today!!!! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. I hope you have a lovely day!

 
At 5:44 AM, Blogger Yarngirl said...

Have a Happy, Happy Day!! The boobs start singing a different tune after kids and turning 43 - much lower octave, if you know what I mean!

 
At 6:50 AM, Blogger Our Hero said...

Happy birthday.
Take it from a man, the boobs thing doesn't matter that much. By the time a wife is that age, so is the husband. He doesn't have time to wonder what happened to your boobs because he's still trying to remember what it looked like to gaze down and see more than belly and hair. I have to pluck my ears and I'm only 32 (at least for another month and a half). What does age have in store for me?
Also, if that's your eye in the profile picture, you've managed to avoid having bad crow's feet, too.

 
At 7:04 AM, Anonymous wendy g said...

Have a great day!

 
At 7:42 AM, Blogger The Stitchin' Sheep said...

Well, happy birthday. We've got the Kansas thing in common, and now the August birthday thing (mine's in three days).

You missed an extremely important bonus to aging:

most men would agree that sex with a more experienced woman is better, and the only way to have that young is either to be easy or a prostitute. So, add that to you list!

 
At 8:22 AM, Blogger LisaB said...

Happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday!!

Be so, so happy that you don't have arthritis! That's what I would be celebrating!

Hope you have an awesomly great day!

Happy birthday again!!!

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger Noeysmommy said...

Happy Birthday Rox!! Hope it's a good one!!

 
At 8:56 AM, Blogger Emily said...

Happy birthday dear! Hope you have a wonderful day. Oh, I hope I didn't miss it, 'cause well, I'm quite a bit in front ...

Anyway, age is just a number, all that counts is how you feel about yourself!

*love and cuddles!*

 
At 9:09 AM, Anonymous Amy said...

Happy, happy birthday! Ah, to be 38 again.....

 
At 10:06 AM, Anonymous Heather said...

Happy Birthday!

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger Debi said...

Happy Birthday Rox!! I look at it this way, the alternative to getting older REALLY sucks! So I gotta thank every year I get :)

I need to take to you about SP5, can you email me when you get a chance (post birthday gala, of course!)

Have a great birthday, hope all your wishes come true!!

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger cecily said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :) You're an awesome SP host, and I love reading your blog. :)

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Danielle said...

Happy Happy Happy Birthday.

I hope it is happening, hoppy, and very happy.

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger Tara said...

happy happy birthday!!

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger maggieBB said...

a very happy birthday to you! *muwah*!

 
At 9:03 PM, Anonymous Jan said...

Happy Birthday, Sweet Young Thing!

I've got a birthday next week, and I've got 12 years on you! Yes, 38 seems very young! Enjoy! :-)

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger Jenn said...

Happy Birthday!! :)

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger Laurie (Moo!) said...

Oh POOP! I missed it!

Happy Belated Birthday, Roxanne.

Enjoy your 38th as if it was your 32nd! (I can say that, I'm 45!)

And you DO still have the same boobs and ass - the shifting they do is FREE.

And your own teeth! They'll last you a good long while.

Seriously, I hope it was a WONDERFUL day.

 
At 6:16 PM, Blogger Jacqueline said...

Sto Lat, Sto Lat!!!

Happy Birthday you sexy, sexy chickie you!

Enjoy 38!

High five on August birthdays...

 
At 3:25 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

Happy Birthday Chickie!!!!

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger Mitchypoo said...

Happy Belated Birthday!! Hope you enjoyed your day!

Michele

mitchypoo777@blogspot.com

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Christine said...

I am very glad that it got there safe and sound. Hope you like!!!!
Lerv,
Shteeni

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger ines said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 
At 2:22 PM, Anonymous Sarah said...

Happy birthday Rox!! Thanks for being so wonderful with SP5. Sorry this is a few days late, but I just got the memo!!

 
At 5:18 AM, Anonymous ck said...

Sorry I missed the big day! Hope it was great :)

 
At 11:23 AM, Anonymous Knit Chick said...

Happy (belated) birthday! Hope it was a good one!

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger laurie said...

argh...days late dollars short...sorry about that...hope you had a lovely birthday and wishing you all the best for the coming year :-)

i don't envy you the sp5 task...more power to you (and the sp6 hosts as well)...i'm too leery to join lol

 

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